the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
