So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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You pole danced in your parka.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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