Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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