I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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