Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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