talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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