But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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