If i could tip my vagina, i would.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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