You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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