Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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