im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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