if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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