I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize