is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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