i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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