it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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