Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
