I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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