then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
