So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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