the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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