Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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