found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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