yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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