Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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