You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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