my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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