oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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