Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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