no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He better not be in your backpack
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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