I smell stomach acid.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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