My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
