Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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