I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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