yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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