You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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