mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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