would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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