I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW