you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You are the jesus of drinking
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno