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Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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(312): Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita. http://tfl.nu/kc15

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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you

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(203): Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you http://tfl.nu/hz3o

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were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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(617): were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them http://tfl.nu/uwjn

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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.

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(647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened. http://tfl.nu/1lek

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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home

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(423): headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home http://tfl.nu/dqj3

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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.

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(520): She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes. http://tfl.nu/56a9

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(260): View more from Indiana

Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

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(260): Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on? http://tfl.nu/ottv

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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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(912): I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days. http://tfl.nu/3yem

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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(512): Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation... http://tfl.nu/vkji

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(503): View more from Oregon

Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(503): Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out. http://tfl.nu/zwrd

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again

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(201): I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again http://tfl.nu/h58y

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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.

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(978): Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY. http://tfl.nu/e9te

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(662): View more from Mississippi

What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

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You're an idiot.

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(662): What if our hands were octopus tentacles? (1-662): You're an idiot. http://tfl.nu/2n3l

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...

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(301): I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened... http://tfl.nu/z902

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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok

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(239): And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok http://tfl.nu/c91w

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