Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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