Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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