On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
At least make sure they are 18
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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