There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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