I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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