im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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