She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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