there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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