FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
