And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Mom said you looked used
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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