Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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